Smooth Sensations: The Splinter-Free Guide to Wooden Intimate Toys

SEX TOYS!!

Like, OMG, guys, can we have a real convo? We all have an idea of the usual cast of materials that grace our favorite pleasure pals – silicone, glass, metal, and the like. But, lo and behold! Let me introduce you to an unexpected contender that's carving its niche in the sphere of intimate gadgetry - wooden sex toys. Yes, darling, you heard it right, WOOD!!

Wooden sex toys might not be topping the popularity charts just yet, but trust me, they're claiming their space, and those in the know absolutely LOVE them.

And before you start thinking, omg SLPINTER!! No darling, these are not just some stick someone picked up and started, you know, going to town; these are widdled with care and love. Made from the best of the best material and finished off with pleasure in mind

Plus, they are environmentally friendly. So it's a win-win for us all.

DeeLeeDoo wooden dildos as Decor

And a few companies are paving the way for these sexy silhouettes to thrive.

Deedeeloo was one of the first I came across that sold these sophisticated delights.

Handcrafted, do you hear me? HANDCRAFTED, which means each one is given the necessary attention needed., for your maximum pleasure!

Hailing from Switzerland, deeleedoo has made it its mission to bring out the beauty and pleasure a dildo can bring.

Crafted from the finest choice of wood.

wood types from Deeleedoo

Top luxury and waterproof, and (As soon as we've reached the desired shape, each Dee Lee Doo dildo is finished with multiple layers of environmentally-friendly, water-thinned transparent varnish, free of solvents and wood preservatives, with a consistent selection of ecologically friendly raw materials. The process emphasizes the wood color and structure but also forms a very thin layer, which protects the wood from damage, makes it waterproof, and ensures the long-lasting quality of the dildo.) Their words, not mine.

To me, I also would (pun intended) use it as a bit of decor . . . I mean, who would ( omg, there it is again, wood!) question it? Hippie or Chic even.

And those blessed (or cursed!) with an overly picky body that throws caution to the wind and stages a revolt at the mere presence of latex, silicone, or those sneaky, common sex toy materials might find in wooden dildos an unexpected ally. Indeed, as tantalizingly quirky as they sound, wooden dildos could offer sanctuary to these sensitive types. Just be sure to pick one that's "dressed" with a body-friendly, hypoallergenic sealant.

Or let's say you're looking for a different type of texture. Plus, wood retains heat. No, I'm not saying put it in the microwave. But if you have a heated blanket, let it lay wrapped up for a minute. Then you know, have some fun.

Or let us say you are a collector of the goods. Maybe you don't want to use them, but having a collection of the most whimsical toys gets you off even more. This novel addition is a must for one`s collection. And this is something oh-so-fun to show off.

And not just stopping at dildos; there is a whole world of wooden pleasure to explore: wooden butt plugs, wooden vibrators, penis-shaped ones, and uniquely shaped ones made for a unique feel. Look, I'm not going to spoil everything; get out there, explore it, experience it. And theennnn come back and maybe tell us about it.

We`ll be waiting!!