Rotten Toys!! Clean your sex toys properly, please

HEY DARLING!!!

We need to have a serious talk.

Let’s not forget the golden rule of playful adventures: cleanliness is vital to endless fun! Neglecting to spruce up your toys isn’t just a minor oversight - it’s an open invitation to unwanted troubles that can quickly dampen your spirits. So, embrace the joy of keeping things sparkling clean! This simple act of care not only extends the life of your cherished companions but also ensures your journeys are always blissfully smooth and utterly worry-free. Let’s make cleaning an integral part of our pleasure-filled escapades and continue to thrive in the safe, exuberant bliss we all adore!

Because if you don't, let me tell you what can happen:

Why You Should Clean Your Sex Toys:

Bacterial and Fungal Infections:

If sex toys aren't cleaned properly after each use, they can harbor bacteria and fungi. This can lead to bacterial vaginosis or yeast infections when the toy is used again.

Which we know is not great for your vagina.

For my ladies who don't know, vaginosis is not an STD. The more common name for it is BV, Bacterial Vaginosis. And as much as you can get it from unclean partners, you can get it from your unclean sex toys.

Bacterial vaginosis or BV is a vaginal infection that happens when some normal bacteria that live in your vagina overgrow, causing a bacterial imbalance. Symptoms include an off-white or gray vaginal discharge that smells “fishy.

You can find out more information here: https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/3963-bacterial-vaginosis

If you go without cleaning your intimate toys, bacteria will build up, and once you use them again, it can lead to BV.

Urinary Tract Infections (UTIs):

These harmful bacteria can easily find their way into the urethra, leading to a bothersome and quite painful urinary tract infection, also referred to as a UTI.

Listen, I know when you get in the mood to use those toys, you may get a bit carried away. And you may insert that one favorite dildo into your anus, and then you may go to your vagina. LOOK YOU WERE EXCITED AND JUST GOING WITH THE FLOW. But after a few days, your best friend (your vagina) doesn't feel so well. That is because the e-coli in your poop doesn't mix well with the natural bacteria or good bacteria in your vagina. And it causes a UTI.

Darling, I`m not judging, but for the ladies out there that don't know, never insert anything into your vagina that's been in your anus. Finger, toys, penis, I mean nothing, okay Love!!

Toy Rot:

Yes, Yes, ma'am or sir, whoever is reading.

Depending on the material your toys are made of, if they sit unclean, over time, they will rot.

Let's get straight to the point – your beloved sex toys need your attention and care, much like cherished treasures! When sex toys are not regularly and properly cleaned, they face a dire fate far beyond simple neglect - they can actually begin to deteriorate or "rot." This isn't just about surface grime or unpleasant odors; the very material of the toys can start to break down due to the accumulation of bacteria and bodily fluids. These microorganisms thrive in neglected nooks and crannies, leading to the degradation of the toy's material, which not only shortens its lifespan but can also make it unsafe for use. Imagine the disheartening sight of your favorite pleasure tool turning into a breeding ground for bacteria, losing its structural integrity, and becoming a relic rather than a source of joy. It's a stark reminder that without proper care, even the most durable and cherished sex toys can fall victim to the natural process of decay, emphasizing the importance of regular cleaning to preserve both your health and the longevity of your intimate accessories.

Yeast infection:

Remember when we talked about good bacteria in the vagina? Well, your best friend also carries a balancing amount of yeast. Yes, this is true. So when you use your fun intimate toys, you get a bit of that good yeast on them. No fuss, right?

No, not at all; it's just when you don't clean them and then go to use them again, you throw off that balancing act.

And if that yeast gets too intense, well, then, my ladies, it can become harder to treat.

Yes, you read right; it's harder to treat. They can become resistant to different antibiotics, which only makes it worse.

Let's break it down:

Unclean sex toys can become a breeding ground for a variety of microorganisms, including yeast fungi. When a sex toy is not cleaned correctly after use, it can retain bodily fluids and, if not stored suitably, provide an ideal environment for the proliferation of yeast fungi such as Candida albicans.

When used again, these yeast fungi can be introduced into the vagina, disrupting the average bacterial balance there. Typically, a healthy vagina contains bacteria and some yeast cells, but the balance of bacteria helps keep yeast levels in check. However, the introduction of excess yeast can upset this delicate balance, leading to a yeast infection.

It's important to remember that while Candida albicans is the most common cause of yeast infections, other species of Candida, some of which can be incredibly resistant to treatment, can also cause infection.

Thus, unclean sex toys could cause yeast infections by introducing excess yeast, or potentially less common and harder-to-treat strains of yeast, into the vagina.

The most reliable way to prevent this is to clean your sex toys according to the manufacturer's instructions every time you use them.

Sources:

Planned Parenthood - How to Clean Your Sex Toys So You Can Use Them Safely

Cleveland Clinic - Vaginal Yeast Infection

Mayo Clinic - Yeast infection (vaginal) - Symptoms and causes

CDC - Candida Infections of the Genitourinary Tract

NHS - How do I clean sex toys?

Umm, no, we`re not finished.

STIs:

I know all my darlings live different lives, and some of our lovelies love to share. And they share in all different kinds of ways.

If you're sharing your toys with one of your partners and they have a sexually transmitted infection, it can have a chance of passing it on to you.

It's well-documented that sexually transmitted infections (STIs) don't survive long outside the human body; their resilience in open air is notably weak. Consequently, if a sex toy was last used by someone else a month prior, the likelihood of contracting an STI from it diminishes significantly. Yet, this detail should not breed a sense of security that leads to lax practices.

Conclusion

Emphasizing the importance of a rigorous and regular cleaning regimen for sex toys cannot be overstated.

Making a habit of thoroughly cleaning your sex toys is not just about reducing the risk of STIs, yeast infections, VB, or toy rot- it's a broader commitment to overall health and hygiene. Such diligence ensures the elimination of bacteria and yeast, which could cause infections unrelated to STIs, and upholds the quality and longevity of your toys. It’s a practice that underscores respect for your own well-being and that of any partners.

In essence, adopting consistent cleaning practices represents more than just caution—it symbolizes a culture of responsibility and care in sexual wellness. Let the act of frequent cleaning be your ritual, a simple yet profound expression of respect for both safety and pleasure in your sex life. Why? Because safe sex falls under several categories.